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[Bm]Synapse[G] to synapse[Em] 
the possibility's thin.
[Bm]I'm dressed u[G]p for free 
dri[Em]nks and family greetings 
on your [Bm]wedding
Your [G]wedding
Your [Em]wedding day.
The [Bm]figures in [G]plastic on the 
[Em]wedding cake that i took [Bm][G][Em]
 were so real.[Bm][G][Em]

[Bm]And i kep[G]t a distanc[Em]e t
he complications cloud
[Bm]the pos[G]tcards and 
bl[Em]ips through fiberoptics,
 As the [Bm]girls with the 
[G]pigtails were [Em]running from
little [Bm]boys wearing 
[G]bowties their [Em]parents bought them
"i'll catch[Bm] [G][Em]
you thi[Bm]s time!"[G][Em]

[F#]Crashing through the pa[G]rlor doors,
what was your fir[Bm]st rea[G]ction?[Em]
[F#]Screaming, drunk, d
isor[G]derly i'll tell you mine.

[Bm]You were[F#] the [G]one [Em]but i can't
[Bm]  spit it o[F#]ut wh[G]en 
th[Em]e date's been set.
[Bm]  The white[F#] rout[G]ine 
t[Em]o be ing[Bm]ested in[F#]accurately.[G]

[Bm]  Synapse[G] to synapse[Em] 
The sneaky kids had attached
[Bm]beer ca[G]ns to the b[Em]umper 
so they could drive
[Bm]up and [G]down the m[Em]ain drag.
[Bm]People would [G]turn to see who's 
[Em]making the racket. it's n[Bm]ot [G][Em]
the fir[Bm]st time.[G][Em]

[Bm]  When they[G] lay dow[Em]n 
the fish will swim upstream
[Bm]  and i'l[G]l contest[Em]
but they won't listen
 when the [Bm]casualty 
[G]rate's near [Em]100%,
And there [Bm]isn't a [G]pension 
for [Em]second best or for ha[Bm]rd..[G].[Em]
-ly m[Bm]oving[G][Em]

[F#]Crashing through the pa[G]rlor doors,
what was your fir[Bm]st rea[G]ction?[Em]
[F#]Screaming, drunk, disor[G]derly 
i'll tell you mine.

[Bm]You were[F#] the [G]one [Em]but i can't
[Bm]  spit it o[F#]ut wh[G]en 
th[Em]e date's been set.
[Bm]  The white[F#] rout[G]ine 
t[Em]o be ing[Bm]ested in[F#]accurately.[G]..

[G][A][G]

[Bm]You were[F#] the [G]one [G]but i can't
[Bm]spit it o[F#]ut wh[G]en 
t[G]he date's been set.
[Bm]The white[F#] rout[G]ine 
t[G]o be ing[Bm]ested in[F#]accurately.[G]